How about you don’t use my nipples as a climbing hold to hoist yourself up? Breast feeding you has done enough damage to them thank you very much.
Also please stop taking the viewing card out of the set top box when Amma is watching Maury. How will I know if the tenth paternity test Shaneequa is taking will tell us who the father of Chardonnay and Hope Charity is if you keep pulling the card out and running to the toilet to throw it in the loo?
That’s all. You are now 14 months old. You can walk, can say ‘tha’ and ‘poo’ and it looks like your first words in English will be ‘You are not the father.’