feel free to answer one, more or none

1. Is there an age limit on wearing Ugg boots?

1.a) Are Uggs i) Naff ii) Cool and snug iii) For 8 year olds

2. How much detergent powder can a child consume before his parent has to start worrying?

3. What is the appropriate way to deal with a child who insists on climbing on to the luggage display shelves at John Lewis? (This one is multiple choice)

a) Tut tut loudly and ask “Who does this child belong to?”
b) Buy a very expensive piece of luggage in an attempt to appease annoyed looking staff?
c) Make do with online shopping for the next 10 years or so.